1.Pretend you’re Miley Cyrus (works better if you’re a guy)
2.Always talk in an extremely high squeaky voice
3.Poke them nonstop (Mwahahahaha)
4.Laugh evilly
5.Nod your head and make mmhmm noises while people are talking
6.Complain about everything
7.Exist (your existence bothers someone)
8.Lecture for an hour in a monotone about absolutely nothing
9.In the middle of someone’s sentence ask a totally unrelated question
10.Steal people's hats (happy now Jack?)
How to Survive Middle School
By Chloe
Always be on your teacher's good side:If you are a friend of your teachers, the odds are that when you need some extra help, they will be a lot more willing to help out.
NEVER DO YOUR HOMEWORK AT LUNCH: Yeah, your next class might be the one that has homework, but are you sure that you can focus better in a noisy lunchroom than a quiet, relaxed desk at home? It doesn't help your grades, either. So be sure to do your homework at HOME, where you can do it a lot easier.
Go talk to your teachers during lunch: If you are having trouble in a subject, feel free to talk to a teacher. They won't mind, and you get better grades.
